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Hanukkah Messianic Significance, God’s Desire For You, Dutch Catholic Abused Thousands, Jesus Visits Tebow
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The Messiah in Hanukkah – Messianic Significance of Chanukah
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The law did not require Jews to be at the Temple in Jerusalem, as this was not one of the pilgrimage festivals. Every one observed it in his own place, not as a holy 
time. Jesus was there that He might improve those eight days of holiday for good purposes.
Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon’s porch when the Sadduciens asked him “How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ tell us.” They pretended to want to know the truth, as if they were ready to embrace it; but it was not their intention.
Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believed not: the works that I do in my Father’s name, they bear witness of me. But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep, as I said unto you. My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me. He had told them, and they believed not; why then should they be told again, merely to gratify their curiosity? ...more…
Hillary Clinton Pushes to Make Criticism of Islam a Crime in the US
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Are Hillary and Barack in a race to see which one can destroy this Country first? May God protect the United States of America from these two Marxist thugs!
One of the fundamental laws of Islam deals with “slander,” which is defined in shariah as saying “anything concerning a person [a Muslim] that he would dislike.” At the OIC’s Third Extraordinary Session, held in Mecca, Saudi Arabia in December 2005, the organization adopted a “Ten-Year Programme of Action to Meet the Challenges Facing the Muslim Ummah in the 21st Century.”
A key agenda item of that meeting was “the need to counter Islamophobia” by seeking to have the UN “…adopt an international resolution to counter Islamophobia, and call upon all States to enact laws to counter it,
including deterrent punishments.” The word “Islamophobia” is a completely invented word, coined by the International Institute of Islamic Thought (IIIT), a Muslim Brotherhood (Ikhwan) front group. OIC adoption of the term reflects the close operational relationship between the OIC and the Ikhwan....more…
Almighty God’s Great Desire For You!
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My dear friend it is NOT Almighty God’s desire for you to die in your transgressions and be assigned into ETERNITY’S prison called the Lake of Fire FOREVER.
A godless and rebellious individual chooses that fate for himself (John 5:39-40, Rom. 1:18-32, 2 Thess. 2:10, Rev. 9:20-21). God the Father sent His precious Son – who left Heaven’s glory 2000 years ago – to be born of a virgin so you might LIVE FOREVER with Him and to enjoy Him in RIGHTEOUS PERFECTION and BLISS FOREVERMORE (Phil. 2:5-11, 1 Cor. 2:9, Rev 21-22:1-5).
This has ALWAYS been Almighty God’s grand desire at the beginning of creation for mankind, to personally know God and enjoy Him FOREVER. What man has horrifically reaped upon himself since the Garden of Eden has been of his unrighteous doings and has no one to blame but himself (Rom. 1:18-32, 5:12). We as a world DO NOT possess or know the divine PEACE of RIGHTEOUSNESS let alone the temporal worldly peace that fallen man can barely manufacture himself (Isa. 32:17, 48:18, 22, 53, John 1:10-11, Rom. 3, Rev.6-16).
We have manufactured and altered words and realities to fit our subjective fallen world perspective and see this fallen world as normal and EVERLASTING (Rom. 1:18-32)....more…
Dutch Catholic Church Abused Thousands of Kids
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Church officials new children were raped by their priest, but failed to stop the abuse. Roman Catholics live in bondage to the lawlessness and sin of their leader, the Pope. If they stay put around the Papacy, they will all perish.
Thousands of children suffered sexual abuse in Dutch Catholic institutions over the past 65 years, and church officials knew about the abuse but failed to stop it or help victims because they feared sparking scandals, according to a long-awaited report released Friday. The report also estimated that 1 in 10 Dutch children suffered some form of sexual abuse more broadly in society.
The abuse ranged from “unwanted sexual advances” to rape, the report said. Abusers numbered in the hundreds, at least, and included priests, brothers, pastors and lay people who worked in religious orders and congregations. The number of abuse victims who spent some of their youth in church institutions probably lies somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000, according to the probe, which went back as far as 1945....more…
Watch Jesus Visit Tim Tebow on ‘SNL’
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“Saturday Night Live” took aim at the Tim Tebow phenomenon, Tebowing, Tebowmania and, gulp, the religious beliefs of the Denver Broncos’ quarterback this week.
As with a lot of “SNL” skits, it could have been funnier and Matt Prater, along with the defense, deserved a bigger role. In this sketch, Jason Sudeikis, who played the devil in a skit about the Penn State scandal a few weeks back, did a 180 and entered the Broncos’ locker room as a wisenheimer version of Jesus Christ, telling Tebow to “take it down a notch.” (He also points out that Tom Brady, quarterback of the team the Broncos play today, might be the “nephew” of God, although Bill Belichick has dark origins.)
Tebow’s faith has been a touchy issue; last week, two New York high school athletes were suspended for creating hallway congestion with organized Tebowing. Makes you wish you could just enjoy the football today, when the Patriots and Broncos hook up at 4:15 p.m. EST, doesn’t it?...more…
